Archive for September 2011
Eurozone crisis – Mahabharata style
From an intellectual Skype chat …
Sujaykumar Bedekar: it's not pretty mate, the market right now Amool Paranjpe: whats going on? Sujaykumar Bedekar: return of the drachma, i suspect Sujaykumar Bedekar: making olives the official currency, maybe Sujaykumar Bedekar: of greece Amool Paranjpe: that seems inevitable Amool Paranjpe: damned if u do damned if u dont sort of situation isnt it? Sujaykumar Bedekar: yes Amool Paranjpe: it probably sounds very simplistic and naive Amool Paranjpe: and possibly incomplete too Amool Paranjpe: but how did they ever think a single currency with variable fiscal policy was ever going to work? Sujaykumar Bedekar: aah, hindsight Amool Paranjpe: its like saying lets all share a bowel but we'll all individually decide when to take a dump Sujaykumar Bedekar: lol Sujaykumar Bedekar: it's a bit like draupadi and her 5 pandav Sujaykumar Bedekar: and sahdev gives her aids Amool Paranjpe: hahaha Sujaykumar Bedekar: and fcks everyone up Amool Paranjpe: hahahahaha Sujaykumar Bedekar: i think this conversation is share-worthyAmool Paranjpe: yes yes i agree Amool Paranjpe: that was a pretty good one Amool Paranjpe: sh*t it had me in stitches Sujaykumar Bedekar: heh
… and share I did
Comrade, Sir!
Here’s Bill Bryson in “Notes from a Small Island” talking about Britain and Communism -
It has long seemed to me unfortunate – and I’m taking the global view here – that such an important experiment (Communism) in social organization was left to the Russians when the British would have managed it so much better. All those things that are necessary to the successful implementation of a rigorous socialist system are, after all, second nature to the British For a start, they like going without. They are great at pulling together, particularly in the face of adversity, for a perceived common good. They will queue patiently for indefinite periods and accept with rare fortitude the imposition of rationing, bland diets and sudden inconvenient shortages of staple goods, as anyone who has ever looked for bread at a supermarket on a Saturday afternoon will know. They are comfortable with faceless bureaucracies and, as Mrs. Thatcher proved, tolerant of dictatorships. They will wait uncomplainingly for years for an operation or the delivery of a household appliance. They have a natural gift for making excellent jokes about authority without seriously challenging it, and they derive universal satisfaction from the sight of the rich and powerful bough low. Most of those above the age of twenty-five already dress like East Germans. The conditions, in a word, are right.
It manages to poke fun at Communism, Britain, Russia, East Germans and a whole lot of things without being offensive, and conveys something which seems so obvious in hindsight – writing at its supreme best.