Eat this
Cannibals are great humanitarians.
I don’t like my mother-in-law. Me neither, pass the salt.
Son, how many times have I told you to not talk when you have someone in your mouth?
We’re social people. Just last week, we had our neighbours for dinner.
Our favourite game: Swallow the leader
My doctor gave me indigestion. How ironic.
Ooooh, check out the legs on that one.
I hope these jokes are not in poor taste.
Originality Nazis – Some of these are not mine.
List will be updated subject to further inspiration
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